This evening, at approximately 6pm, Trevor McScrooge at last dealt with an ongoing follical crisis which resulted in him giving his wife a hair cut. At least 6 inches of dead and split-end hair was taken from the length and bobbed into a far more manageable, slick style. His wife, Helena, ( who threatened to take the scissors to her own hair) could hardly contain her excitement adding:"Oh, my God! Oh, my God! .........he succumbed! I think the promise of giving him back his DVD collection unscratched may have helped!"
Having this home cut saved £25, the price her closest salon would charge for the same hairdo. McScrooge is considering what to get himself with the money, totally unaware that his wife is placing an order online for a pair of sale boots at this very moment.
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