Dear Adam

Dear Adam,

Next time your lady friend stays the night, could you please see to it that she manages to get both dangling diamonique earrings onto the bedside table.  I was half an h0ur fishing  one of them out from the hoover tube!

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Dear Adam

Dear Adam,

Wiping the top of my  tea candle oil burner more thoroughly will help prevent me from knowing it has been used as an ashtray while you've wallowed in the bath.

Mum

xXx

ps.........wrapping a bit loo roll around the cigarette butt also helps to make sure it flushes clean away!

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Belly Button It!!

 
He's not answering his phone much on his aqua sport and  cottage resort break, but you know  your son's having not too bad a time when he's uploading pics like this one on Facebook!  And not even one of the water-skiing or loch bungee jump, yet!! That's the soggy-brained priority youth of today for you......!!


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