April 11, 2015

Dear Adam

Dear Adam,

Next time you want to slice an onion, and you're too lazy to rewash the chopping board, could you not use the back of the phone directory.  It was the smelliest search for a number I've had.  Ever.

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5 comments:

richard said...

phone directory? really? I haven't even done that. might give it a try.

^.^ said...

... too funny ... so loved reading this, Lena :) ...

Jon said...

Every time I chop an onion my hands seem to smell for days - - no matter how often I wash them.

Maggie Jean said...

LOL. Kids.

anne marie in philly said...

eeeeeeeeeeeew! I hate onions!