April 27, 2015
Johnny's Journey Hame
The viaduct holds ever near, whispers for the heart to hear,
inhale that vast majestic view, before the town rolls unto you
And resurrects straight from the station, patriotic aspiration,
Mother, in her allied skin, ignites a pride from deep within
Where dire skies could never take, clouded visions for one's sake,
home to clear and died for dales, and fair skinned Annie's up for sale
A hero's mini-welcome home, where stories thrive and bravely roam,
missing all the echo closes, tenements, and I supposes
Young mums kept up all night long, bairns shoogled sound by song,
night shift laddies, eyes red raw, sharing bedrooms, coughs an 'aw.
Thread and needle, make do and mend, becomes a rather valued friend,
candles burned out, flame remote, dark as the Earl of Hell's waistcoat
Children playing up outside, old Jen taken for a ride,
stealing sweeties from her shop, Hell to pay if they get caught
Contented weans, yet God believers, entertained by chalk and peevers,
far too many there to chase, all pacified by His good grace
Hunting by both rod and gun, pots of stew the size of drums,
hame made soup from duggie bones, Irn Bru and tattie scones
Eating grand when Johnny's back, home, and off the beaten track,
when every inch of every glen, must shape his shadow there again
A roll with Annie down the hill, all heather stalks and wanton will,
her kiss like satin on his lips, tingled toes and finger tips
A thistle's thorn could never sting, away the pain that absence brings,
just promises in jeely jars, silver rings, and battle scars
Much later, after Sunday baths, piano songs and hearty laughs
the men smoke like a reeking lumb, till whisky knocks their senses numb
And morning mirrors heave a sigh, reminded of his next goodbye,
all uniforms and worried soul, preparing for his chosen role
Off now young man, one time more, as conflict may knock on our door -
a muckle train takes you away, as glorious as come-what-may
A Flying Scotsman's younger brother, wrenching firstborn from it's mother
a route from which one can't depart - the train-tracks of a soldier's heart
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since this week's prompt hails from my motherland, I went on a nostalgic journey using some Scottish vernacular. I think most will work out the words for themselves but give me a shout if their are any queries......
April 21, 2015
Never Trust A Toilet Mirror!
solely hanging in the loo
Lighting up above the sink
framed in bright flamingo pink
Helped as I made up my face
a lipstick kiss I'd soon erase
Little Miss Perfect in reverse
winks and pouts we would rehearse
You saw my tears and shared my shame
agreed, I won't do that again!
Unladylike from pees to vomit
zooming out me like a comet!
Heard my secrets and my farts,
got zit-pops down to a fine art
I'd bounce about in naked pride
and sing most ghastly as I dried
Then came the thought to rearrange,
my rooms in some domestic change
I fancied you out in the hall
t'was not a clever move at all
Looking pale and feeling shitty,
no longer sharing in my pity
Every time I went to tinkle
I never noticed that deep wrinkle!
I've never changed my food of late
yet you indicate I've put on weight!
Beauty should come from within
but I'm worried by that double chin!
Does my dress cling on this tight?
I must have looked an awful sight!
My hair's not doing as it's told
all waves and knots and uncontrolled
My senses ask, is this a farse?
Just look at thee size of my arse!
I should be gorgeous, but can see,
you won't co-operate with me!
You're dull and hard and can't reflect,
a two-faced friend with low respect
Back in the bathroom, so it seems
or find yourself in smithereens!
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April 12, 2015
A Sole And Her Sea
Walking home late from the tracks of my past
I peer at horizons, with souls ever vast
I breath in the sea air, and cry to the night
as front waves appear in the sodium light
As lonely an isle with a lighthouse of love
whose beam is fast fading and yet to shine of
No lovers returning, no aquatic potion
just cold crashing loss between hearts and the ocean
Yet under the water swim thousands of you
temperate actions and hullabaloo
Shifty and scared, brave, taking chances
bullying, battling, swift primal dances
temperate actions and hullabaloo
Shifty and scared, brave, taking chances
bullying, battling, swift primal dances
Gathering shoals of different kinds
colours that blend, others that blind
Shaping your world as nature intended
instinctively loving, a partner defended
colours that blend, others that blind
Shaping your world as nature intended
instinctively loving, a partner defended
I could capture you all, my ultimate prize
tossing back those I may come to despise
With all of you fishes held under the sea
can't one come ashore and try capturing me?
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tossing back those I may come to despise
With all of you fishes held under the sea
can't one come ashore and try capturing me?
April 11, 2015
Dear Adam
Dear Adam,
Next time you want to slice an onion, and you're too lazy to rewash the chopping board, could you not use the back of the phone directory. It was the smelliest search for a number I've had. Ever.
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Next time you want to slice an onion, and you're too lazy to rewash the chopping board, could you not use the back of the phone directory. It was the smelliest search for a number I've had. Ever.
April 07, 2015
I Want One That's Not Chocolate!
Sorry this one is a bit late - trying to catch up over the Easter holiday.
Just a quick effort with little tones of my own Easter childhood!
Every year on Easter Sunday
shiny shoes and cotton shirts,
All that Sunday Best malarkey
bored to death in that huge church
Hymn books open ready
morbid songs they make you sing
Hold your breath next to old Charlie
or inhale that musky ming!
In the morning came a visit,
Easter Bunnies clad in blue?
Just nutters in a onesie,
fooling nobody but you!
Little lamb a-bounding,
with energy galore
Till the day he's on the menu
feeds a family of four
Hens-a-constant laying
eggs-on-the-constant boil
Colours, faces, and cool patterns
for us to smash and spoil
Gee - all those shit straw bonnets
piled as much as you damned please
Then a prize for putting up with
hostile birds and angry bees
It's sad to hear the story
crucifixes, rolling stones
All forgotten once the wine flows
with no sin there to atone
When He's born we're given presents,
given chocolate when He dies
Forgiven each hypocrisy
before His very eyes
Such memories to last me,
arms so full of daffoldills
Stolen from a nearby cemetery
looks nice upon your sill
Same time again, then, everyone
school holidays of Yore
From Fridays through to Mondays
bring about that tin foil war
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April 01, 2015
♥ PrettyBoy's And Girls Come Out To Play ♥
Emma
Dionne
Nicola
Carlene
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It's nice to know he's at last settling down. I just hope at the ultimate alter he doesn't do a Ross from Friends and get his women mixed up!
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