Sniffing It and Snuffing It

The Cheaper Half has been sick for the first time in 20 years.  No, he hasn't gone out and bought the new Bruce Springsteen album, nothing that serious, but physically thrown up - diced carrots, the works!  Suffering quite bad stomach cramps too, so I even allowed him control of the television remotes. See how indepth the caring is going on here!?  I'd forgotten how much pleasure others' suffering can be. But marital thick / thin,  better / worse, kinda stuff is included in the long run with directions on the side of the packet.

Anyhoo - as he was at 'death's door', just about to scrape his sole on old St. Pete's doormat, I thought I'd take his mind of his misery by doing a bit of laptop cemetery surfing. I never knew there was so much fun and adventure to pegging it.  Maybe there is something to this mortal coil malarkey after all!

He wants a headstone with fins, like these chaps:

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Some take their surname and turn it into solid matter:

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Big kudos for the one who thought this one up: 

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Then comes the bizzare,  WTF,  howd'ya  fathom this one out?:

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The thought behind this one is simply genius:

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If only this wasn't but a clever photoshop! How busy would this cemetery be?  Bring your own personal gaming device as a mark of respect and to carry on gobbling, too:

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But my favourite by far is this pet gravestone!  Now that's a cracking sense of humour!

 It really can be a funny old thing, shuffling off this mortal coil ..........but Get Well Soon nonetheless, hubbs..xXx


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