Anyhow - my complaint today?? Well, God seems to not only plenish me with too much hair, he also likes to charge me up as well. You see, I'm a walking static builder. Three times today, three ruddy times I've had a right smarting crack spark, just going about my business. Once from the bus driver's money tray, one from the escalator in the mall, and finally, one right f***ing zapper from a metal high street flap advertiser for - would you believe it - ice cream! Taking the piss or what!!??
In my younger years, the below song would be sung to me from my siblings with every shock I endured. They thought it apt, mainly for the 'whips and zappy' sounds in it. Such a sympathetic family, my lot......
☼ I'll either survive the next couple of months by staying firmly indoors or buying car anti-static strips and running them down my legs. ☼
Remember to have a visit to my quick fun sister blog this a whip-crack-away!