Way-hey! Found an old lottery slip from March while collecting the upstairs dirty washing pile, matched three numbers and won me £10! That's me sorted with a nice Chardonnay and Jelly Babies for tomorrow's humungous ironing. Oh, yes, that biweekly torture where I overdose on omnibus Judge Judy and Deadly Women episodes - sinister sounding, I know - to help get me through the dastardly deed! This time the wine is an added bonus and won't be opened until
What?! D'you know how much it'd cost him for a domestic ironing company to tackle that mountain-load?!
I know....JJ would give me an instant 'case dismissed!'