June 25, 2014
The Final Wrap
It also jogged my memory of PrettyBoy's last day ever of his school days before uni. Back then, the kids had their own idea of what last day of school should be about. Now, we knew of his intention of dressing like an eedjit (hence the photo) but of the other stuff one of his mates let slip a week or two later. So he and a group of his close mates had a series of pranks made up and thus went on:
*** They ran into the library with one of those 'horn in a can' things that you hear at football matches - and almost gave Mrs Jennings the clerk a coronary.
They tied adjacent classroom door handles together and banged on the doors simultaneously.
Jars of little fishes (baggy minnows) from a nearby pond were tipped into the staff room toilet sinks.
A huge dick was sprayed in cream or foam (he couldn't remember) on the head's office door.
The janitor's shed was ringed by school ties and his mop and bucket had loads of poster paint squirted into it.
And lastly (all that they were admitting to anyhow) bog roll was looted from the toilets and decorated over the school trees ***
I can see why Ross never confessed to any of this too soon. But I can't help smiling when I think of the poor teacher who went to wash her/his hands after a piddle.